Melissa Dilkes Pateras - Dirty Guide to a Clean Home - Virtual Event

Thursday, November 30, 2023 - 7:30pm

Left Bank Books and Book Passage presents Melissa Dilkes Pateras, the Laundy Lesbian You've Seen on TikTok, for an incredible virtual event! Melissa Dilkes Pateras is the most competent housekeeper/DIY-project master/home repair genius that you've ever been sexually attracted to.

Pateras will be providing bookplates for signed copies available to order from Left Bank Books to be mailed anywhere in the country.

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About the Author:

In addition to creating viral videos with housecleaning tips and tricks, Melissa Dilkes Pateras has worked in social services for over twenty years, specializing in behavior and relationship management. She lives in Ontario, Canada, with her wife and three children.


About the Book:

Everything you need to know about laundry, cleaning, and basic home repairs--from the TikTok star who made bluing a thing, showed you how to fold a fitted sheet, and taught you to properly use your (caulk) gun.

"[Melissa Pateras] makes chores enjoyable in her bawdy debut. . . . Doing laundry has never sounded so fun."--Publishers Weekly

Melissa Dilkes Pateras is the most competent housekeeper, DIY-project master, and home repair genius that you've ever fantasized about becoming. When she followed her kids on to TikTok, she discovered a community hungry for her approachable, tongue-in-cheek advice on everything from balls--dryer balls, that is--to why color-coded closets are a spiritual experience. She doesn't expect you to know what you were never taught, and she doesn't care about transforming your home into a minimal, beige Instagram post; she simply wants to help make your life easier.

Whether you're terrified of your laundry pile or have an inner handyperson who's been longing for their moment, A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home is a joyful all-purpose guide to organizing, cleaning, laundry, repairs, and beyond. As Melissa says, "Your home shouldn't be your adversary."



"Pateras, who dispenses housekeeping tips on TikTok, makes chores enjoyable in her bawdy debut. . . . The plentiful tips are often surprising. . . . Other 'hacks' are simple yet clever. . . . Throughout, Pateras's ribald humor animates the advice ('I love balls . . . in my dryer, ' she writes on preferring dryer balls to dryer sheets). Doing laundry has never sounded so fun." --Publishers Weekly

Event address: 
Virtual Event
Saint Louis, MO 63108
A Dirty Guide to a Clean Home: Housekeeping Hacks You Can't Live Without By Melissa Dilkes Pateras, Carla Sosenko (With) Cover Image
ISBN: 9780593446379
Availability: On Our Shelves (Note - We update this inventory once per day.)
Published: The Dial Press - November 28th, 2023


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