Dysfunction Diaries: You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer... (Paperback)

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Dysfunction Diaries: You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer... (Paperback)

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Dysfunction Diaries is a collection of short stories based on my real shenanigans. Meet Larry and the gang Grab yourself a diet store brand pop and chain smoke your way through classics, like: "Who Took Mother's Pop Bottles", "Kitty's Voodoo Hex", and "What the Fuck, Larry?" This may sound like a smutty humor book, and basically... it is But, it's also educational. You'll learn about "Burning Books and Other Cleansing Rituals" and how to eat "Water for Dinner", among other useful life lessons. Most of all, hopefully, you'll learn to be super grateful for how normal your family will feel after reading bullshit like "Porno Larry".You'll laugh You'll cry You'll wonder what the hell mother puts in the utter atrocity she calls "casserole". You'll solve mysteries like, where to hide mother's body, why all her animals died and what Larry's new favorite pastime is. Page by page you'll understand why my motto is: You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you never take the trailer out of the girl.
Renee Dubeau is a lover of all creatures, a dreamer, rebel, and unapologetic supporter of underdogs everywhere. She is an avid reader, an outspoken feminist, and self-proclaimed princess of the hippies. Renee began blogging years ago to document all the crazy things that happened in her hometown in rural Michigan. As she has grown as a woman and a writer, her work has shifted from mostly humor to more serious spiritual and social issues. She continues to use her voice for good in the blogosphere while working on her novels. Renee lives in Nashville, Tennessee with her finance and their four children. When she's not writing you can find her on a yoga mat, at the local farmer's market, playing in the kitchen, or dancing naked under the full moon. Her favorite color is turquois, her drug of choice is coffee, and her favorite food is cheese.
Product Details ISBN: 9781976059650
ISBN-10: 1976059658
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Publication Date: September 1st, 2017
Pages: 50
Language: English