What’s in the trunk of your car? Jay, until my demands for moar Fancy Feast have been met. Also some dead mice, bound and gagged and ready to be swimming with the fishes.
What’s your favorite memory? Beating up Dewey
Who would play you in a movie? James Cagney (runner-up: Lee Marvin à la Cat Ballou)
Using only one word, describe yourself. Magnificent
Theme song to your life: "You Don't Own Me"
What's your favorite smell? Shoes. No, wait: Fancy Feast. OMG-shoes-full-of-Fancy-Feast!
If you had a super power, what would it be? The ability to leap 7 bookshelves in a single bound (in order to reach the cat treats)
What do you think your job is at Left Bank Books? Nightshift manager and inventory security.
Just read the first few pages. This Max guy gets me. -Spike's November Staff Pick, 2015