What's in the trunk of your car? A teddy bear, a mixing bowl, a medieval arrow.
What’s your favorite memory? I know this question has ultimately no consequences, but I'm stressing out way too much about potentially picking the wrong memory, so I'm not going to answer it.
Who would play you in a movie? I'd play myself...but what I really want to do is direct.
Using only one word, describe yourself. Quirky
Author you love to hate: Most authors I hate, I hate begrudgingly, but I have to admit I love hating Stephanie Meyer, only because Reasoning with Vampires makes it so much fun.
Theme song to your life: "Our Life Is Not a Movie or Maybe" by Okkervil River
What's your favorite smell? While I hate the taste of coffee, I love the smell.
What’s your porn star name? Kitty Monroe. So not even kidding.
If you had a super power, what would it be? The ability to stop time for everyone but myself without aging faster than everyone else as a result. I have given this way too much thought.
Favorite pair of shoes (past or present): Purple ankle-strap wedges. They're pretty and it takes a few hours for them to get painful.
What’s your sign? I always thought it was Aries, but after the recent zodiac revamp, apparently I'm a Taurus. I don't approve.
Stick or Automatic? Shamefully, automatic only.
What do you think your job is at Left Bank Books? Convincing myself not to spend every paycheck entirely on books.